Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Hairy coooooooooo cow

To properly tell you about the Hairy cooo I will have to take you back into the mists of time (if this is not funny you are not reading the blogs thoroughly enough)....

It seems that the hairy cooo has been used since the mists of time as an aphrodisiac, its horns apparently warm to the touch when touched give of a potent aphrodisiac that helped the lusty young lads of Scotland earn their reputation as legendary lovers or so Fergie (tour guide not royal) tells us, this practice he informed us actually coined the term "feeling horny".

Not to miss a prime money making opportunity the drug company jumped on it, the idea not the horns, and have extracted the horn of coooo for the drug Viagra the fastest selling drug on the market currently...I wonder then have sales of Panadol gone down or up after all till Viagra is made for women won't we still have headaches honey....

But despite helping the love lives of many an aging man around the world the coooo's are also adorable, fat tubby little bodies covered in long red hair, that even covers their faces in a disturbing likeness to Kurt Cobain, with their soft pink wet and rather large nostrils being the only feature not obscured by their hair they are quite the site.

I leave tommorrow so that's me from the land of haggis, kilts, scots men and tartan...next report will be from Spain if I can afford the internet access.

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